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Karma: 0 |  | Zombie discrimination. This must stop!
« Thread Started on Oct 25, 2012, 3:45am » | |
I'm all for the swift dispatching of the undead. Cricket bats are favoured, but a bullet in the head works just as well. However, there are a few poor souls who retain a sliver of their former selves and are at least a little self aware. Think Bub from Day of the Dead; the poor sap. Zombies like this are being denied equal opportunities on account of their post dead state, and this institutionalized discrimination is everwhere.
This footage from Confused.com shows a cognizant zombie attempting to provide protection for his family, only to be told that "zombies are excluded from all life insurance policies" by the still-living agent.
This prejudice must stop! Zombies were people too, and if we don't speak up for them, who will! They certainly can't; they vocal chords have all but rotted away.
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Karma: 25 | | Re: Zombie discrimination. This must stop!
« Reply #1 on Oct 28, 2012, 8:02am » | |
As the movie 'Fido' showed us, Zombies need love too...
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tistine is a troll. No matter what you say, he will find a way to ridicule it. I encourage everyone to simply boycott him. Witness the responses I got from him. He's not worth the effort. |
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